14 March, 2007

The further adventures of our adventurous trio

And so the three sisters chose to go south. Why? Because as Fangorn put it, "it feels like I'm going downhill." Nothing interesting happened for many days, days beyond count, it would seem, until they unexpectedly fell into a portal. Down and down they spiraled, further and further...Elfweenia was the first to awaken. She found herself in a simple wooden building, a post office, she quickly discovered, only everyone keep saying her name wrong, in fact spelling it wrong. Elweena? It took her a moment before she even realized they were speaking to her. Not only that, but everyone seemed to think she was a...hobbit? They were very nice people, though, so she didn't mind. Here she was starting all over again, but these people needed her help, so she continued on, almost forgetting her sisters.

Sometime later, Amanda Kay found herself in the same world, but in a completely different setting. At least this seemed more like her home in Azeroth. At first she thought she had returned to Dun Morough itself, until she began to sense something was wrong. For one thing, she was considerably taller, and thinner. This she didn't mind too much. It seemed she was now an elf. Oh, the horror! Would her friends ever let her live down being an elf? Maybe they'd never know. At any rate, she quickly settled into her new surroundings, and even began to enjoy them, and her new found friend, a raven.

Both of the sisters discovered that they could communicate in this new land as they had in good old Azeroth, but from Hallane they heard nothing. Where could she have gone? The saga continues...

19 January, 2007

On the flip side of WoW

I killed WoW *gasp* I really cancelled my subscription. In other news, I will start a new job Jan. 29, assuming I passed my drug test this afternoon. Good times, and a good deal more than I'm making at Hobby Lobby. They're gonna pay me to play with computers. Woo hoo!!! I survived an entire week of class. I think I can make it. With my new job, I might just resubscribe to WoW for Spring Break, with the condition that I only play on weekends after that, but ONLY if one of my WoW buddies posts to this blog. If not, you have to wait until May! :P

Such follows the account of Elfweenia and how she and her sisters escaped from Azeroth:

Late one evening, Elfweenia decided she was tired of fighting things, and so traveled to Stormwind, her favorite City, to lose herself in the library for a good long rest. She found a nice long history book, a good chair, and settle in for the night. Whether it with thirty minutes or a few hours later, she doesn't know, but an old gentleman she hadn't seen before interrupted her reading.
"Would you like to travel to a different land, miss?" he asked.
"I would, but all the farther areas are to tough for me right now," she replied.
"No, I can show you how to travel outside of Azeroth, where you don't have to fight your way around. You can return here whenever you wish. You will, however, return to this very spot exactly as you are now."
"Hmmm...I won't gain anything from going? But I don't have to worry about getting killed every 5 minutes...how can this be?"
"The are other worlds. You can teleport away from here and return here whenever you wish, but until you've traveled somewhere, it's random where you will end up. Take this amulet. Once you've traveled somewhere outside of Azeroth, you need only concentrate on that place to return there and hold it like this in your hands. To return to Azeroth, you will turn the stone inside it around and hold the amulet this way."
Elfweenia took the amulet, looked at it for a few minutes, looked up to ask him another question, but he was gone. How strange, she thought, as she held it in her hand, but what else have I to do? Just then, a strange glow formed around her, much like teleporting, but purple, then blue, yellow, orange, green...spinning, turning, then all was quiet. She looked around her to find green rolling hills all around, with a small stream running beside her. She discovered she still had all of her equipment with her, so she decided to fish for a bit.

Meanwhile, Amanda Kay just happened to meet the same old gentleman, though she didn't know it at the time. Amanda Kay can be a bit stubborn, ok a lot stubborn when she wants to be, but in the end, curiosity won out and she found herself just over the hill from where Elfweenia was fishing quietly.

Hallane, on the otherhand, did not meet the same old gentleman. Knowing that he would not be able to safely reach her, the old man rode a gryphon overhead, dropping the amulet just in front of her. Taking this as a certain sign of change ahead, Hallane took the amulet in her hands, and looked it over curiously. Unknowingly, she found the secret to using it and found herself across the stream from her quitely fishing older sister.

At first, Hallane was afraid, as she hadn't seen her sister since she was born, and couldn't remember ever seeing a gnome. "Who are you?" she asked shyly.

"Elfweenia, what's your name?"

"Hallane. Could you tell me where I am?"

"I'm sorry, I've only just arrived here myself, but you're welcome to join me fishing if you'd like."

"I don't have a fishing pole, but I'd like to join you. I hope you don't mind me asking, but what are you?"

"I'm a gnome." Just then Elfweenia stopped, realizing all this time she'd been talking to a Tauren and acutally understanding what she said. Then she remembered the small child found what seemed like ages ago and realized this was her sister. Somehow in the short time Hallane was with Elfweenia and Amanda Kay, she'd either picked up gnomish or had learned it since, but how would that be possible? "Do you remember anything about your childhood, Hallane?"

"Not really. I seem to remember a very cold place, all white. For some reason, it seems everyone there was as tall as I was, but I was so small. I don't know how that would be possible."

"You are my sister, Hallane. We found you when you were just a baby, but you grew so fast, we knew we couldn't keep you, so we sent you to the Tauren village where we knew you would be safe."

The two began chatting about their lives, with no worries about the time.

"Well, there you are, sis. I should've known that crazy old man would find you, too. Hello, Hallane. I didn't think I'd ever see you again, but you sure aren't the little squirt you were when we found you. I'm Amanda Kay, by the way, and a dwarf, in case you didn't know."

"Nice to meet you, Amanda Kay. How did we get here? I was hunting near the village when this amulet fell from the sky. I picked up and the next thing I knew, I was here."

"That amulet is how you came to be here. It can take you to many places, far from Azeroth, and return you again. Here, let me show you how it works," as Elfweenia began to explain to Hallane what the old man had told them.

The three sisters, an odd combination, perhaps, thus began their journey to other worlds.

15 January, 2007

Calm before the storm

I failed to post here often. :( I start classes tomorrow at the U of A. I had a job interview with Budgetext last Friday morning. My WoW account will expire tomorrow with a lvl 36 (maybe 37) mage, a lvl 12 priest and a lvl 5 hunter. Actually, it just means they go on vacation for the semester. Depending on how things go, I may reactivate my account after finals. Meanwhile, I may in free or in need of stress-relief moments write the adventures of Elfweenia, Amanda Kay, and Hallane (pronunced huh-lawn-uh) on vacation from Azeroth.

Tommorrow evening, Elfweenia will encounter a special portal trainer. He asks her if she'd like to learn to portal to distant lands. Of course she will, but she isn't experienced enough to make portals even to places she's been, how could she possibly learn to create a portal to somewhere unknown to her? The portal expert reassures her that in fact anyone can learn to create these portals, even smelly orcs. There are a few catches, though. For one, anything you do outside of Azeroth doesn't help you when you come back. Second, you have no way of knowing where you are going until you get there, but you can at any time return to the place you left. She will agree, collect her two younger sisters, and embark on an amazing journey which will end whenever I reactivate my WoW account.

05 January, 2007

Gen X - 1, Baby Boomers - 0

Yes, there can be lessons gained from the younger generations. I found myself in a rather entertaining conversation with one of my elders just yesterday. Apparently the advice I had just tried to give her had also been given by her daughter who is but a year older than myself. Only time will tell whether the advice is followed, but at least we have tried.













This is my newest character on World of Warcraft. She is currently a level 5 Tauren Hunter. Hallane is quite unlike her older sisters, but I enjoy both the Tauren starting area and the similarities to native American tribal customs of old. She enjoys shooting things and hopes to have a pet of her own soon. How those two silly sisters have made it to be so old, she just doesn't understand. She wants so much to look after them, but alas, the Taurens chose those nasty orcs as friends, and so she must do the same.
This is Amanda Kay, the middle sister. She's a level 11 dwarf priest and will take no flack from anyone. She's learning tailoring and enchanting, though enchanting seems quite difficult to get started. She like's Hallane's sensible nature, but is concerned about the company she keeps. It's funny, Elfweenia is the oldest, yet so small. Someday she must be taught she can't aggro a group of three or four and expect to stay alive all the time. *sigh*
Don't let her size fool you. There's more punch to this level 32 gnome mage than meets the eye. How Hallane got so tall, is simply beyond her reasoning, but no matter. Herbalism and Alchemy help keep this over-anxious gnome alive, along with high levels of first aid and cooking. Amanda Kay, in case you are wondering, can be quite grumpy in the mornings. The hospitality of the dwarves is renoun...as long as you stay on their good side. Gnomes, on the otherhand, always have an open door for friends. Now, if we could just get those Taurens to turn from the Horde...

03 January, 2007

Happy New Year!!!

And so someone exemplified my last blog a couple of days ago. At any rate, I'm still working on the book, and find it to be quite a different book from last I remember. The current topic of the chapters I'm reading is...erm...well...physical contact between dating couples. Is that a good way to put it? I don't know. Anyway, err on the side of caution is what I glean from it. I don't know, as I've not been in a dating relationship, but it certainly makes sense that the further one goes the further one wants to go. That's really the way with most things, isn't it? I never wanted to go into caves, for example, but once I went in one (the one at Silver Dollar City) and found that the walls wouldn't fall in on me, plus there are really neat things to see down there, then I wanted to go again. I wouldn't quite call myself a caver yet, but I have been in wild caves, gotten covered in muck from shoulders to toes, and will go with someone who's familiar with the cave. All because I went in one very safe, well-travelled cave. Baby steps. How far is too far? The point where you can't help but go farther than you should. The point where you become desensitized to it being wrong. That doesn't mean I wouldn't ever even hold hands if I did date. No, it just means I know to be cautious. I won't cross that line because I won't go near it.

New Year's Resolution number 3141592649: No less than a B in any class this semester.