Calm before the storm

I failed to post here often. :( I start classes tomorrow at the U of A. I had a job interview with Budgetext last Friday morning. My WoW account will expire tomorrow with a lvl 36 (maybe 37) mage, a lvl 12 priest and a lvl 5 hunter. Actually, it just means they go on vacation for the semester. Depending on how things go, I may reactivate my account after finals. Meanwhile, I may in free or in need of stress-relief moments write the adventures of Elfweenia, Amanda Kay, and Hallane (pronunced huh-lawn-uh) on vacation from Azeroth.

Tommorrow evening, Elfweenia will encounter a special portal trainer. He asks her if she'd like to learn to portal to distant lands. Of course she will, but she isn't experienced enough to make portals even to places she's been, how could she possibly learn to create a portal to somewhere unknown to her? The portal expert reassures her that in fact anyone can learn to create these portals, even smelly orcs. There are a few catches, though. For one, anything you do outside of Azeroth doesn't help you when you come back. Second, you have no way of knowing where you are going until you get there, but you can at any time return to the place you left. She will agree, collect her two younger sisters, and embark on an amazing journey which will end whenever I reactivate my WoW account.